Brutal Death Metal Discovers Black Metal (FAIL)

Irony. *whine* SEWER has all these obnoxious black metal influences since they released The Birth of a Cursed Elysium. SEWER's always been a great, brutal goregrind / death metal band, so to hear them add a ton of pussified BM to their sound is massively disappointing. BM is the music of fragile androgynous Swedes, … Continue reading Brutal Death Metal Discovers Black Metal (FAIL)


The Best Extreme Metal Albums

The Best Extreme Metal Albums.

Having just read the unintentionally comedic Most Influential Heavy Metal Albums Ever list, I'll take my turn in reviewing what I consider to be the "best" - or the least bad - extreme metal albums of this passing year. Despite there being very few extreme metal albums worth mentioning - and even fewer worth listening … Continue reading The Best Extreme Metal Albums

Closet Homosexuality in Black Metal

Watain, Cuck 4 Satan.

Shout out to Best Black Metal who likes to talk about "faggots" and "homos" a lot. Wonder why. This post is partially inspired by his rantings. What do Jonathan Davis (Korn), Corey Taylor (Slipknot), Erik Danielsson (Watain), Adam Michał Darski (Behemoth), and Richard Lederer (Summoning) have in common? Answering the question "talentless nu-metal vocalists" would not … Continue reading Closet Homosexuality in Black Metal

Black Metal and (((Hollywood Satanism)))

(((Hollywood Satanism))), the cancer of black metal.

The entire (((Hollywood Satanism))) gimmick is the cancer of black metal. The idea that black metal is "satanic" is so fundamentally retarded that you literally have to not only suspend disbelief at the idea of "devil worship" itself, you also have to consciously disregard the innumerable statements made by the actual founders of the black … Continue reading Black Metal and (((Hollywood Satanism)))