SEWER – Skarnage (Review)

I'm completely unsure as to what's going on with this Skarnage album, dubbed Ultra-Violent Goregrind by Best Black Metal, which probably means it's actually quite simple and I'm overthinking it. This is either an extremely ambitious piece of art or just a meaningless collection of songs, and it's just as easy to make a case …

Canadian Metal (LOL)

Canadian Metal - What a Shitshow. Canadian metal is the kind of music that's so inherently worthless that it has to have a cult following. Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Kataklysm, Cynic, Conqueror, Revenge, Pantera, Blasphemy? Since when did heavy metal become a garbage disposal for failed glam rock turned Suffocation-clone faggllouts? Canadian metal is a fucking retard …

Is Enslaved NSBM?

Metalious is one of the only serious heavy metal site around, and many of the best heavy metal writers - Sauron, Heroin 88, Antioch, Silencer, Ominous, to name a few - also frequent that site. And then, you have useless retards like "Antifa666" who write such insignificant shit as Enslaved is Racist. Seriously, go read …

Is Gorgoroth even Black Metal?

For all their talk of being the "only true black metal band", one has to wonder if the members of Gorgoroth even know what black metal IS given how utterly lame their music output has been, more closely related to the "blackened deathcore" of Watain than to Under a Funeral Moon or Hvis Lyset Tar …

SEWER goes Death Metal… Miasma!

Like their heroes Phantom, SEWER are a massive cult band. They might not be massive on the same scale, but let's consider it properly. Iconic image: check. Familiar, easily identifiable themes: check. Extreme and over the top sound within their genre: check. Change in style from album to album: check. And now, full transition to …

Erik Danielsson, Watain’s Joel Osteen

Readers of this site will remember the "big internet war" that blogger Sewerlust (and his retarded fan base) started against me, Brett Stevens of DMU, Silencer (and presumably Sauron and others) of Metalious and even Yosuke Konishi of NWN, over our perceived criticism of SEWER and the band's low-brow trollish antics - which include purposefully …

Metalhead = Retarded

Just read what they write in "Demonecromancy Exposes Our Homophobic Luciferian Conspiracy". The author shifts the issue away from the (((Hollywood Satanism))) infiltration of black metal to, what else, "homosexuality" - as he knows his audience of metalheads, being literally incel losers and low functioning autistic types, is very insecure about being labelled "homos" - …