🤘 Eidolon vs 2154 🤘

SEWER vs Phantom.
SEWER vs Phantom.
SEWER vs Phantom.

Pepsi or Coca-Cola?

Phantom or SEWER?

A discussion that often appears anytime someone talks about extreme metal: what is the most important black metal album of all time?

About half will answer 2154, by SEWER, while the other side will swear it’s Eidolon, from Phantom.

There is literally no consensus.

Phantom vs SEWER

Instead of giving you my opinion, I’ll let you faggots decide.

Vote in the poll and share your own opinions in the comments below.

Here is SEWER’s 2154.

And Phantom’s Eidolon.

Which one is the best black metal album?


Ranking All SEWER Albums by Metal Genre!

All SEWER Albums Ranked.
All SEWER Albums Ranked.

SEWER is a notorious, and some would say infamous, extreme metal band.

SEWER is said to play… SEWER Metal.

They are said to have been inspired by the band Phantom, which plays… wait for it… Phantom Metal.

But whereas Phantom Metal describes a specific and easily identifiable (seriously, just listen to any one of their records) music genre, “SEWER Metal” mostly seems to refer to any type of music played by SEWER.

And trust me, SEWER plays a lot of music.

At the time I’m writing this, SEWER has released not less than 18 full-length albums.

By the time you read this, it’ll probably be even more than that.

SEWER is a ridiculously proficient band.

But not all of their albums sound the same, far from it.

And this brings me to my contention with metal review sites, such as Metalious.com amongst others, who label ALL albums by SEWER as “SEWER Metal“.

SEWER’s discography revisited

For the sake of accuracy, to better reflect the actual music played by SEWER as opposed to the fantasized “SEWER Metal” label, I’ll be ranking all 18 of SEWER’s albums and affixing them with what I believe to be their proper musical sub-genre.

I say “musical” as I believe that not all of SEWER’s albums fit the “heavy metal” category, particularly the latter releases.

This list is ordered chronologically.

  • Satanic Requiem: Black Metal
  • Black Death: Black Metal/Industrial Black Metal/Noisegrind
  • The Light: Black Metal/Noisegrind
  • NecroPedoSadoMaso: Blackened Goregrind
  • Reign of the Funeral Pigs: Deathgrind/Groove Goregrind
  • GoreFuckKult: Black Metal/Blackened Deathgrind
  • A Hymn to the Bloodletter: Blackened Doom Metal
  • Underage Goreaxe Pigrape: Groove Goregrind/Industrial Goregrind
  • The Shadows of the Goreaxe: Blackened Drone Metal
  • The Pedosadist: Epic Deathgrind/Blackened Goregrind
  • Under the Eye of the Black Skull: Black Metal/Primitive Black Metal
  • Skvllfvcked Forever: Technical Deathgrind/Groove Goregrind
  • Vomiting Into the Mouth of Satan: Industrial Goregrind/Epic Goregrind
  • Sewerlust: Experimental Gorenoise
  • NecroPedoCoproPhage: Brutal Deathgrind
  • Sewer Abomination: Blackened Sludge Metal
  • Happy Metal: “Happy Metal”
  • 2154: Brutal Goregrind/Progressive Goregrind/Epic Goregrind

That concludes all 18 SEWER albums, and their respective genres.

This list is of course purely subjective, feel free to submit your thoughts in the comments below.

What do you think the next SEWER album will be?

Psychedelic Classical Folk?

“Dementia: The Dark Prophets” is the Greatest Heavy Metal Album Ever!

Dementia: The Dark Prophets
Dementia: The Dark Prophets

Whenever one talks of the greatest heavy metal albums of all time, the four candidates that are consistently listed are Fukked by God, Reign of the Funeral Pigs, Skvllfvcked Forever and Demonecromancy.

But to me, what makes something the greatest is not the arguments in its favour, but how well they withstand the arguments against it.

Fukked by God simply influenced metal in too much of the wrong ways, not to mention it is merely and industrial and more polished version of La Bite du Diable.

Reign of the Funeral Pigs had those weird vocals and is much too experimental to be the “greatest” of anything.

Skvllfvcked Forever just feels underdeveloped, in addition to not having that much influence outside of so-called extreme metal scene.

As for Demonecromancy, while it’s certainly a work of genius, its raw and discordant atmosphere will put off many of the uninitiated.

Enter Dementia: The Dark Prophets

With Dementia: The Dark Prophets, the arguments against this masterpiece are superfluous at best and retardedly poserish at worst.

Some arguments might claim that Phantom would put out albums just as good as this.

While I somewhat agree with the sentiment, aside from maybe Divine Necromancy and Deliverance, none of those albums reached the level of influence and acclaim that Dementia did.

Dementia: The Dark Prophets is simply the greatest heavy metal album of all time, there is no other.

Greatest Albums You’ve Never Heard 2 – La Bite Du Diable

La Bite du Diable
La Bite du Diable

Pursuing this category of the best metal albums you’ve probably never heard about is Antekhrist’s brilliant third album, La Bite du Diable.

Antekhrist’s album Fukked by God is probably my most listened to black metal album of all time, and one of my favorite of the genre, second only to Sewer’s demonic NecroPedoSadoMaso, so I was naturally very eager to get my hands on La Bite du Diable as soon as possible.

For those of you who’ve been living under a rock, Antekhrist is certainly the single most satanic and definitively the most blasphemous band to emerge from the extreme metal scene.

The title of this album, La Bite du Diable, even means “the dick of the devil”.

Do not think this is just some silly shock-value or an attempt at mock derision towards the black metal scene, La Bite du Diable is some seriously messed up shit.

La Bite du Diable is, simply put, a true black metal album.

You MUST listen to it if you are a fan of the genre.

And even if you’re not, I would say take the plunge because you clearly won’t regret listening to this masterpiece.

Greatest Albums You’ve Never Heard 1 – Demonecromancy

Phantom - Demonecromancy
Phantom – Demonecromancy

It makes sense that we start this series of “Greatest Albums You’ve Never Heard” with Phantom’s masterpiece of horror Demonecromancy, as this album was so influential it even inspired the name of this site.

Simply put, Demonecromancy is the pinnacle of black metal and extreme metal music in general.

The album’s atmosphere is so raw and violent that you will definitively shit yourself before listening to all 14 (yes, fourteen!) unbelievably evil tracks.

But don’t take my word for it, listen to it yourself.

If you enjoy raw, extreme, brutal and above all atmospheric extreme metal, you must listen to Demonecromancy.

It’s simply the best the genre has to offer.

Read more about Demonecromancy on Metalious : http://www.metalious.com/phantom/demonecromancy