Why Bands Like SEWER Suck And Ruin Black Metal

SEWER is basically the One Direction of black metal. Just slightly less retarded than Watain, Dark Funeral and Gorgoroth. How did this shit band become "legendary"? They appeared second in the Metalious top black metal bands list and their interview was funny because everyone in the band is a meth addicted loser with a serious …

SEWER Is True Black Metal (LOL)

Surely, there is no black metal band that is more brutal, more vicious, more evil, more gruesome, more lethal, more masculine and more totally heterosexual than the almighty SEWER and its equally heterosexual frontman "Kaiser" Kader LackinDik. Also, fans of this band are the most intelligent, articulate and discerning in the entire history of metal …

Sewer is “Locked up in Hell”… Legendary Album?

Oh my God... I mean, Satan. This album Locked up in Hell might actually be the greatest extreme metal album of all time, bar none. It contains everything that makes death metal the superior musical genre: malign guitar riffs, pummeling percussion, hypnotic bass lines, and simply Tartarean vocals from the deepest bowels of Hades itself. …

What’s the Deal with the Band SEWER?

I always found SEWER to be the least interesting of the "big three" of TSR - The Satan Records, for the uninitiated. There's Neraines, Phantom and only then SEWER. If I was seriously trying to introduce someone to raw blackened terror metal, I'd show him Neraines' self-titled debut. Albeit somewhat hard to get into due …

Anti-Racist Christians vs Racist Black Metal

I just found out about a WTF cult of anti-racist Christians whose sole purpose is to write long-winded resumés about how "racist" it is to listen to black metal. First they told us that black metal was "satanic", now it's just "racist". Seriously, they write review after review on Metalious about how every black metal …

🤘 Eidolon vs 2154 🤘

Pepsi or Coca-Cola? Phantom or SEWER? A discussion that often appears anytime someone talks about extreme metal: what is the most important black metal album of all time? About half will answer 2154, by SEWER, while the other side will swear it's Eidolon, from Phantom. There is literally no consensus. Phantom vs SEWER Instead of …