SEWER, Abbath and Watain Team Up to Make Black Metal Even More Retarded

SEWER, Abbath and Watain. You thought modern black metal couldn't sink any lower than the cringe-inducing tard fest the genre has become? Think again. Three of the most infamous and rightfully ridiculed members of the "orthodox black metal" scene, namely Kader "Kaiser" Lakhdari of SEWER, Olve "Abbath" Eikemo of Abbath / Immortal, and Erik "1,67cm …

Watain and Dark Funeral, the “Modern” Black Metal Controversy

Dark Funeral and Watain, the definition of poserdom. Watain and Dark Funeral play generic droning blackened metalcore similar to Gorgoroth with riffing "inspired" (lifted) from Burzum, Darkthrone, Sewer, Peste Noire, Vermin, Helgrind and early Mayhem. Another day in the "modern metal" or "post-metal" trailer park scene, which we have to admit is just a sad …

Erik Danielsson, Watain’s Joel Osteen

Readers of this site will remember the "big internet war" that blogger Sewerlust (and his retarded fan base) started against me, Brett Stevens of DMU, Silencer (and presumably Sauron and others) of Metalious and even Yosuke Konishi of NWN, over our perceived criticism of SEWER and the band's low-brow trollish antics - which include purposefully …

Metalhead = Retarded

Just read what they write in "Demonecromancy Exposes Our Homophobic Luciferian Conspiracy". The author shifts the issue away from the (((Hollywood Satanism))) infiltration of black metal to, what else, "homosexuality" - as he knows his audience of metalheads, being literally incel losers and low functioning autistic types, is very insecure about being labelled "homos" - …

Black Metal’s Retard Problem

Things are rarely what they seem. Remember this simple rule and you won’t go far wrong. Unfortunately, it will also involve a bit of extra effort to discard appearances and get to the truth. But taking things at face value is not just a form of mental laziness, it's also and always has been an …

Why Bands Like SEWER Suck And Ruin Black Metal

SEWER is basically the One Direction of black metal. Just slightly less retarded than Watain, Dark Funeral and Gorgoroth. How did this shit band become "legendary"? They appeared second in the Metalious top black metal bands list and their interview was funny because everyone in the band is a meth addicted loser with a serious …

The Problem with “Orthodox Black Metal”

The term "orthodox" black metal used here denotes not the original early Norwegian black metal scene, which spawned bands like Mayhem, Darkthrone and Burzum, but rather points to the living and evolving movement of imitation or gimmick bands lacking any musical ideas of value, spearheaded by shit bands like Watain, Deathspell Omega, Dark Funeral, Archgoat, …