Canadian Metal (LOL)

Canadian Metal (What a Shitshow).

Canadian Metal - What a Shitshow. Canadian metal is the kind of music that's so inherently worthless that it has to have a cult following. Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Kataklysm, Cynic, Conqueror, Revenge, Pantera, Blasphemy? Since when did heavy metal become a garbage disposal for failed glam rock turned Suffocation-clone faggllouts? Canadian metal is a fucking retard … Continue reading Canadian Metal (LOL)

Archgoat – The Luciferian Crown (Review)

Archgoat = Goat Lovers.

Archgoat = Goat Lovers. It is always amusing to watch one of these clueless bands take a stab at making an album that falls into the mythical yet non-existent genre of black speed metal. It does not exist for a good reason: it is only a creature in the imagination of those who cannot tell … Continue reading Archgoat – The Luciferian Crown (Review)