Summoning, the Black Metal Failure. Summoning play "anti-fascist" Tolkien-inspired "black metal," which is reason enough for most of their intended audience to summarily reject them, possibly while falling out of their chairs laughing. The notion of a group of anti-fascists embracing 1) a musical genre whose entire evolution has been motivated by a hatred for … Continue reading Summoning (LOL) – Fail Metal
For all their talk of being the "only true black metal band", one has to wonder if the members of Gorgoroth even know what black metal IS given how utterly lame their music output has been, more closely related to the "blackened deathcore" of Watain than to Under a Funeral Moon or Hvis Lyset Tar … Continue reading Is Gorgoroth even Black Metal?
Readers of this site will remember the "big internet war" that blogger Sewerlust (and his retarded fan base) started against me, Brett Stevens of DMU, Silencer (and presumably Sauron and others) of Metalious and even Yosuke Konishi of NWN, over our perceived criticism of SEWER and the band's low-brow trollish antics - which include purposefully … Continue reading Erik Danielsson, Watain’s Joel Osteen
Just read what they write in "Demonecromancy Exposes Our Homophobic Luciferian Conspiracy". The author shifts the issue away from the (((Hollywood Satanism))) infiltration of black metal to, what else, "homosexuality" - as he knows his audience of metalheads, being literally incel losers and low functioning autistic types, is very insecure about being labelled "homos" - … Continue reading Metalhead = Retarded
Things are rarely what they seem. Remember this simple rule and you won’t go far wrong. Unfortunately, it will also involve a bit of extra effort to discard appearances and get to the truth. But taking things at face value is not just a form of mental laziness, it's also and always has been an … Continue reading Black Metal’s Retard Problem
SEWER is basically the One Direction of black metal. Just slightly less retarded than Watain, Dark Funeral and Gorgoroth. How did this shit band become "legendary"? They appeared second in the Metalious top black metal bands list and their interview was funny because everyone in the band is a meth addicted loser with a serious … Continue reading Why Bands Like SEWER Suck And Ruin Black Metal
Surely, there is no black metal band that is more brutal, more vicious, more evil, more gruesome, more lethal, more masculine and more totally heterosexual than the almighty SEWER and its equally heterosexual frontman "Kaiser" Kader LackinDik. Also, fans of this band are the most intelligent, articulate and discerning in the entire history of metal … Continue reading SEWER Is True Black Metal (LOL)