SEWER, Abbath and Watain Team Up to Make Black Metal Even More Retarded

SEWER, Abbath and Watain. You thought modern black metal couldn't sink any lower than the cringe-inducing tard fest the genre has become? Think again. Three of the most infamous and rightfully ridiculed members of the "orthodox black metal" scene, namely Kader "Kaiser" Lakhdari of SEWER, Olve "Abbath" Eikemo of Abbath / Immortal, and Erik "1,67cm …

Watain – Trident Wolf Eclipse (Review)

Watain's Trident Wolf Eclipse Failure. A brief, cacophonous, quasi war metal intro with Abbath-like vocals pronouncing some indecipherable gibberish, followed by minimalist and recklessly fast riffs could fool one into thinking Trident Wolf Eclipse is precisely an Immortal clone. In truth, there are mid-paced sections interspersed here and there, as well as a few stolen …

The Problem with “Orthodox Black Metal”

The term "orthodox" black metal used here denotes not the original early Norwegian black metal scene, which spawned bands like Mayhem, Darkthrone and Burzum, but rather points to the living and evolving movement of imitation or gimmick bands lacking any musical ideas of value, spearheaded by shit bands like Watain, Deathspell Omega, Dark Funeral, Archgoat, …

Closet Homosexuality in Black Metal

Shout out to Best Black Metal who likes to talk about "faggots" and "homos" a lot. Wonder why. This post is partially inspired by his rantings. What do Jonathan Davis (Korn), Corey Taylor (Slipknot), Erik Danielsson (Watain), Adam Michał Darski (Behemoth), and Richard Lederer (Summoning) have in common? Answering the question "talentless nu-metal vocalists" would not …

Why “Anti-Racists” hate Black Metal

In his latest blog post titled Anti-Racists crying about "Nazi" Black Metal, the author of the self-proclaimed Best Black Metal blog points out the hypocrisy and double-standards of so-called "anti-racists" who accuse every black metal band imaginable (Mayhem, Dimmu Borgir, even Immortal) of being secret or not-so-secret Hitler worshipers, all while applauding other non-White musical …

Anti-Racists Call for Violence Against Black Metal Fans

Yet another case of anti-racists believing, for some reason that evades me, that their opinion is welcome in the black metal scene. I already exposed the user "antifa666" from Metalious.com, the one who used to write long diatribes about how every black metal band from Antekhrist to Immortal was part of a worldwide neo-Nazi conspiracy …

Is Immortal NSBM?

Is Immortal a National Socialist Black Metal band? As ludicrously retarded as this question may sound, this is apparently a major problem for the mentally challenged anti-White extremists over at CNN. The "review" called Immortal is Racist, first posted on Metalious, was recently featured on CNN's frontpage. All these "X black metal band is racist" …