Canadian Metal (LOL)

Canadian Metal (What a Shitshow).

Canadian Metal - What a Shitshow. Canadian metal is the kind of music that's so inherently worthless that it has to have a cult following. Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Kataklysm, Cynic, Conqueror, Revenge, Pantera, Blasphemy? Since when did heavy metal become a garbage disposal for failed glam rock turned Suffocation-clone faggllouts? Canadian metal is a fucking retard … Continue reading Canadian Metal (LOL)

Summoning (LOL) – Fail Metal

Summoning, the Black Metal Failure.

Summoning, the Black Metal Failure. Summoning play "anti-fascist" Tolkien-inspired "black metal," which is reason enough for most of their intended audience to summarily reject them, possibly while falling out of their chairs laughing. The notion of a group of anti-fascists embracing 1) a musical genre whose entire evolution has been motivated by a hatred for … Continue reading Summoning (LOL) – Fail Metal