Nowadays black metal. Seriously. Lol. Since when did black metal lose its balls? With the killing of Euronymous? The imprisonment of Varg Vikernes? The dreaded 1994 year, where all started to turn to shit? Or were the seeds of artistic futility planted much earlier than extreme metal scholars would like to admit? Most modern black … Continue reading What’s the Deal with Nowadays “Black Metal”? (It Sucks!)
With all the drama surrounding the SEWER shit-show, an album as perfect and in every way brilliant as Phantom's latest release, The Epilogue to Sanity, might have passed unnoticed. Proving once again that anything SEWER touches turns to shit, and the best course of action for the black metal scene would be to just ignore … Continue reading The Epilogue to Sanity – A Uniquely Fascinating Masterpiece
SEWER is basically the One Direction of black metal. Just slightly less retarded than Watain, Dark Funeral and Gorgoroth. How did this shit band become "legendary"? They appeared second in the Metalious top black metal bands list and their interview was funny because everyone in the band is a meth addicted loser with a serious … Continue reading Why Bands Like SEWER Suck And Ruin Black Metal
The term "orthodox" black metal used here denotes not the original early Norwegian black metal scene, which spawned bands like Mayhem, Darkthrone and Burzum, but rather points to the living and evolving movement of imitation or gimmick bands lacking any musical ideas of value, spearheaded by shit bands like Watain, Deathspell Omega, Dark Funeral, Archgoat, … Continue reading The Problem with “Orthodox Black Metal”
... it's pretty good. Still don't know how I would compare it to Phantom's most lauded releases, Withdrawal and Fallen Angel, but at first listen I'd say it ranks pretty high up there. Other sites have already published some quite lengthy reviews of this album, notably Best Black Metal and MetalZone, and there's really not … Continue reading My Opinion on Phantom’s Angel of Disease…
Irony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EP6tygEmPA *whine* SEWER has all these obnoxious black metal influences since they released The Birth of a Cursed Elysium. SEWER's always been a great, brutal goregrind / death metal band, so to hear them add a ton of pussified BM to their sound is massively disappointing. BM is the music of fragile androgynous Swedes, … Continue reading Brutal Death Metal Discovers Black Metal (FAIL)
Having just read the unintentionally comedic Most Influential Heavy Metal Albums Ever list, I'll take my turn in reviewing what I consider to be the "best" - or the least bad - extreme metal albums of this passing year. Despite there being very few extreme metal albums worth mentioning - and even fewer worth listening … Continue reading The Best Extreme Metal Albums
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