Black Metal’s Retard Problem

Things are rarely what they seem. Remember this simple rule and you won’t go far wrong. Unfortunately, it will also involve a bit of extra effort to discard appearances and get to the truth. But taking things at face value is not just a form of mental laziness, it's also and always has been an …

SEWER Is True Black Metal (LOL)

Surely, there is no black metal band that is more brutal, more vicious, more evil, more gruesome, more lethal, more masculine and more totally heterosexual than the almighty SEWER and its equally heterosexual frontman "Kaiser" Kader LackinDik. Also, fans of this band are the most intelligent, articulate and discerning in the entire history of metal …

What’s the Deal with the Band SEWER?

I always found SEWER to be the least interesting of the "big three" of TSR - The Satan Records, for the uninitiated. There's Neraines, Phantom and only then SEWER. If I was seriously trying to introduce someone to raw blackened terror metal, I'd show him Neraines' self-titled debut. Albeit somewhat hard to get into due …