Canadian Metal (LOL)

Canadian Metal (What a Shitshow).

Canadian Metal - What a Shitshow. Canadian metal is the kind of music that's so inherently worthless that it has to have a cult following. Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Kataklysm, Cynic, Conqueror, Revenge, Pantera, Blasphemy? Since when did heavy metal become a garbage disposal for failed glam rock turned Suffocation-clone faggllouts? Canadian metal is a fucking retard … Continue reading Canadian Metal (LOL)

SEWER – Skarnage (Review)

SEWER's Skarnage, a review.

I'm completely unsure as to what's going on with this Skarnage album, dubbed Ultra-Violent Goregrind by Best Black Metal, which probably means it's actually quite simple and I'm overthinking it. This is either an extremely ambitious piece of art or just a meaningless collection of songs, and it's just as easy to make a case … Continue reading SEWER – Skarnage (Review)