SEWER, Abbath and Watain Team Up to Make Black Metal Even More Retarded

SEWER, Abbath and Watain. You thought modern black metal couldn't sink any lower than the cringe-inducing tard fest the genre has become? Think again. Three of the most infamous and rightfully ridiculed members of the "orthodox black metal" scene, namely Kader "Kaiser" Lakhdari of SEWER, Olve "Abbath" Eikemo of Abbath / Immortal, and Erik "1,67cm …

What’s the Deal with Nowadays “Black Metal”? (It Sucks!)

Nowadays black metal. Seriously. Lol. Since when did black metal lose its balls? With the killing of Euronymous? The imprisonment of Varg Vikernes? The dreaded 1994 year, where all started to turn to shit? Or were the seeds of artistic futility planted much earlier than extreme metal scholars would like to admit? Most modern black …

Anti-Cosmic Luciferian Cringe and “Blackened” Fagothry in Modern Metal

LGBTQP+ "Black Metal" Fagothry. Lame angry-man metal inspired by former homosexual pornography performer turned "orthodox Satanist" par excellence Infernus, and other worthless posers like Chris Barnes and Phil Anselmo. Virtually every abomination that heavy metal has had to put up with over the last two decades can be attributed to these three entities, and Watain …

SEWER – Skarnage (Review)

I'm completely unsure as to what's going on with this Skarnage album, dubbed Ultra-Violent Goregrind by Best Black Metal, which probably means it's actually quite simple and I'm overthinking it. This is either an extremely ambitious piece of art or just a meaningless collection of songs, and it's just as easy to make a case …

Canadian Metal (LOL)

Canadian Metal - What a Shitshow. Canadian metal is the kind of music that's so inherently worthless that it has to have a cult following. Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Kataklysm, Cynic, Conqueror, Revenge, Pantera, Blasphemy? Since when did heavy metal become a garbage disposal for failed glam rock turned Suffocation-clone faggllouts? Canadian metal is a fucking retard …

SEWER goes Death Metal… Miasma!

Like their heroes Phantom, SEWER are a massive cult band. They might not be massive on the same scale, but let's consider it properly. Iconic image: check. Familiar, easily identifiable themes: check. Extreme and over the top sound within their genre: check. Change in style from album to album: check. And now, full transition to …

Metalhead = Retarded

Just read what they write in "Demonecromancy Exposes Our Homophobic Luciferian Conspiracy". The author shifts the issue away from the (((Hollywood Satanism))) infiltration of black metal to, what else, "homosexuality" - as he knows his audience of metalheads, being literally incel losers and low functioning autistic types, is very insecure about being labelled "homos" - …