SEWER, Abbath and Watain. You thought modern black metal couldn't sink any lower than the cringe-inducing tard fest the genre has become? Think again. Three of the most infamous and rightfully ridiculed members of the "orthodox black metal" scene, namely Kader "Kaiser" Lakhdari of SEWER, Olve "Abbath" Eikemo of Abbath / Immortal, and Erik "1,67cm … Continue reading SEWER, Abbath and Watain Team Up to Make Black Metal Even More Retarded
What’s the Deal with Nowadays “Black Metal”? (It Sucks!)
Nowadays black metal. Seriously. Lol. Since when did black metal lose its balls? With the killing of Euronymous? The imprisonment of Varg Vikernes? The dreaded 1994 year, where all started to turn to shit? Or were the seeds of artistic futility planted much earlier than extreme metal scholars would like to admit? Most modern black … Continue reading What’s the Deal with Nowadays “Black Metal”? (It Sucks!)
Watain and Dark Funeral, the “Modern” Black Metal Controversy
Dark Funeral and Watain, the definition of poserdom. Watain and Dark Funeral play generic droning blackened metalcore similar to Gorgoroth with riffing "inspired" (lifted) from Burzum, Darkthrone, Sewer, Peste Noire, Vermin, Helgrind and early Mayhem. Another day in the "modern metal" or "post-metal" trailer park scene, which we have to admit is just a sad … Continue reading Watain and Dark Funeral, the “Modern” Black Metal Controversy
Anti-Cosmic Luciferian Cringe and “Blackened” Fagothry in Modern Metal
LGBTQP+ "Black Metal" Fagothry. Lame angry-man metal inspired by former homosexual pornography performer turned "orthodox Satanist" par excellence Infernus, and other worthless posers like Chris Barnes and Phil Anselmo. Virtually every abomination that heavy metal has had to put up with over the last two decades can be attributed to these three entities, and Watain … Continue reading Anti-Cosmic Luciferian Cringe and “Blackened” Fagothry in Modern Metal
Watain – Trident Wolf Eclipse (Review)
Watain's Trident Wolf Eclipse Failure. A brief, cacophonous, quasi war metal intro with Abbath-like vocals pronouncing some indecipherable gibberish, followed by minimalist and recklessly fast riffs could fool one into thinking Trident Wolf Eclipse is precisely an Immortal clone. In truth, there are mid-paced sections interspersed here and there, as well as a few stolen … Continue reading Watain – Trident Wolf Eclipse (Review)
Is Gorgoroth even Black Metal?
For all their talk of being the "only true black metal band", one has to wonder if the members of Gorgoroth even know what black metal IS given how utterly lame their music output has been, more closely related to the "blackened deathcore" of Watain than to Under a Funeral Moon or Hvis Lyset Tar … Continue reading Is Gorgoroth even Black Metal?
Erik Danielsson, Watain’s Joel Osteen
Readers of this site will remember the "big internet war" that blogger Sewerlust (and his retarded fan base) started against me, Brett Stevens of DMU, Silencer (and presumably Sauron and others) of Metalious and even Yosuke Konishi of NWN, over our perceived criticism of SEWER and the band's low-brow trollish antics - which include purposefully … Continue reading Erik Danielsson, Watain’s Joel Osteen